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Fairytales for Grown-ups: The Girl Who Married A Dog

Nell Phoenix
  • 29 Jan 2026 View Dates & Times

    The expected runtime of this event is 70 minutes

  • The Woodshed
  • Performances
  • Adults
  • £12 Per Person

The Crick Crack Club presents Fairytales for Grown-ups: The Girl Who Married a Dog - performance storytelling with Nell Phoenix.

At the northerly point of north, before you reach the place where it's south in every direction, it gets very, very cold. In this snow-blinding place the weirdest, wildest stories are told… fierce, rude, funny & seriously strange.

Nell Phoenix revels in the earthy humour and passions of Arctic stories, peopled with unconventional families, the desperate and lonely-hearted, and elderly relatives whose attempts to assist are misguided, to say the least.

This is a place where what happens next is probably not what you’d expect - and some images will stay with you forever....

'kooky, creative and off the wall' Everything Theatre
'Nell picks through her tale like a mountain goat skipping up a cliff face’ London City Nights

Running time: 70-75 mins

For adults 16+

Content: This performance contains descriptions of masturbation, sex, death, and animal cruelty contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.

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  • 29 Jan 2026 View Dates & Times

    The expected runtime of this event is 70 minutes

  • The Woodshed
  • Performances
  • Adults
  • £12 Per Person